I did the loudest most embarrassing laugh ever. I am so glad I am home alone right now.EverytimeThis NEEDS to be adapted to a cooking show.
I have no idea what this is about but I laugh EVERY TIME
MERSHED PERDERDER
DON’T FORGET
Read this out loud and I’m laughing so hard.
Shramp
PONOPLS
(Source: 24thoughtspersecond)
This is for Self-Inflicted Bruises by Zombielimeade on SPBB :) I’m so happy I got to pinch hit this story, it’s so amazing!
Sad, yes, but wonderfully written. It’s quite the trip. I’ve re-read it like…3 times haha. Hi-res view, please, Tumblr killed it because of its size.
“Creak. Creak. Creak.
I look up at the rusted joints barely supporting the hundred-pound chains and my added 125 pound self and wonder, for a brief moment, if I could snap them just right again.
I told you once that it was lonely, being me. Here’s a perfect example of it. I’m alone, on a swing set that is in need of a replacement, thinking about how I die all the time. Of all those times I’ve died, not one of them has been a suicide—not in the slightest bit have I ever desired to die so badly that I cut out the bad universe karma and do it myself.
Until tonight, when I’m taking it into some serious thought.”
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
(Source: jayygatsby, via jazbay)
Track name: Missed the Boat
Artist: Modest Mouse
Album: We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Played 5 times
Missed the Boat by Modest Mouse
(Source: pitchblackglow, via captainboobear)
Tahno is one of those perfect examples where you look at screenshots of his face and realize “wow, an animator had to draw this at one point.”
(via snoipahkat)
